You remember very little of your old life. You were born in a dark, smog-ridden Los Angeles and raised lovingly by an old couple living on a farm. As a child, you took pride in cooking (delicious food), but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your souped-up muscle car that you also take out for patrol came in. It was essential in realising there was only one way to preserve your very huge collection of classic rock vinyl records. Your time for greatness is here. Hasta-la-vista, baby!
