You remember very little of your old life. You were born in an ambulance en route to the hospital and raised lovingly by a supersuit-clad earthworm. As a child, you took pride in cooking (delicious food), but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your souped-up muscle car that you also take out for patrol came in. It was essential in protecting your nation and family from all enemies, foreign and domestic. Your time for greatness is here. Let's roll out!
