You remember very little of your old life. You were born in a toxic waste plant and raised lovingly by a clan of ninjas. As a child, you took pride in bending silverware with your mind, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where hacking into government mainframes came in. It was essential in your final evolution into who you were truly meant to be. Your time for greatness is here. Hasta-la-vista, baby!