You remember very little of your old life. You were born in a pool of water and raised lovingly by your father. As a child, you took pride in quantum physics, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your love of gratuitous explosions came in. It was essential in your favorite blender dying, mid-blend, right before you discovered it was out of production. Your time for greatness is here. You're the cure!
