You remember very little of your old life. You were born in a dark, smog-ridden Los Angeles and raised lovingly by a clan of ninjas. As a child, you took pride in cooking blue sky, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your homemade phased plasma rifle came in. It was essential in upholding your family's age-old tradition of action herodom. Your time for greatness is here. Life is beautiful!
