You remember very little of your old life. You were born in a mutagenic sewer lair and raised lovingly by your grandfather. As a child, you took pride in cutting-edge gonzo journalism, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your amazing ability to sense nearby danger came in. It was essential in coming to terms with your penchant for avoiding conflict, and to face it head-on instead. Your time for greatness is here. Cancel the apocalypse!
