You remember very little of your old life. You were born in an underwater fortress in the Mariana Trench and raised lovingly by a clan of ninjas. As a child, you took pride in quantum physics, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your love of gratuitous explosions came in. It was essential in overcoming the worst. Breakup. Ever. Your time for greatness is here. Life is beautiful!