You remember very little of your old life. You were born on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange and raised lovingly by a sultry computer hacker. As a child, you took pride in weird science experiments, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your love of gratuitous explosions came in. It was essential in overcoming your childhood best friend's tragic death. Your time for greatness is here. You're the cure!
