You remember very little of your old life. You were born in a toxic waste plant and raised lovingly by a cyborg fugitive. As a child, you took pride in reading demonic tomes out loud, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where cybernetic augmentation came in. It was essential in realising there was only one way to preserve your very huge collection of classic rock vinyl records. Your time for greatness is here. Hasta-la-vista, baby!
