You remember very little of your old life. You were born in a speeding, rattling, time-travelling hunk of junk and raised lovingly by a kindly old warrior who adopted you. As a child, you took pride in perfectly imitating sound effects with your voice, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your photographic memory came in. It was essential in realising there was only one way to preserve your very huge collection of classic rock vinyl records. Your time for greatness is here. Do not go gentle into that good fight!