You remember very little of your old life. You were born in the same bed your father was born in and raised lovingly by a clan of ninjas. As a child, you took pride in reading demonic tomes out loud, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your souped-up muscle car that you also take out for patrol came in. It was essential in defending your small town from roving bandits. Your time for greatness is here. Let's roll out!
