You remember very little of your old life. You were born in a night market on a rainy day and raised lovingly by a young couple living in the city. As a child, you took pride in cutting-edge gonzo journalism, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your infinitely useful utility-belt came in. It was essential in asserting your undying sense of patriotism. Your time for greatness is here. No surrender, no retreat!
