You remember very little of your old life. You were born in the middle of a metal festival on a good hair day and raised lovingly by an old couple living on a farm. As a child, you took pride in weird science experiments, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your unhealthy obsession with being the best of the best of the best (sir!) came in. It was essential in overcoming your childhood best friend's tragic death. Your time for greatness is here. Yippie-ki-yay!