You remember very little of your old life. You were born in a dark, smog-ridden Los Angeles and raised lovingly by a supersuit-clad earthworm. As a child, you took pride in reading demonic tomes out loud, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your secret weapons room came in. It was essential in the quest for peace. Your time for greatness is here. Do not go gentle into that good fight!