You remember very little of your old life. You were born in a nuclear submarine and raised lovingly by a clan of ninjas. As a child, you took pride in weird science experiments, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your horde of loyal yellow assistants came in. It was essential in overcoming your childhood best friend's tragic death. Your time for greatness is here. Yippie-ki-yay!
