You remember very little of your old life. You were born in a nuclear submarine and raised lovingly by your grandmother. As a child, you took pride in pyrotechnics, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your homemade phased plasma rifle came in. It was essential in your favorite blender dying, mid-blend, right before you discovered it was out of production. Your time for greatness is here. Yippie-ki-yay!
