You remember very little of your old life. You were born in the middle of a metal festival on a good hair day and raised lovingly by a gang of mutant bikers. As a child, you took pride in booby trapping your house, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your robot guardian came in. It was essential in realising there was only one way to preserve your very huge collection of classic rock vinyl records. Your time for greatness is here. Vengeance is yours!
