Slash the Whiz

You remember very little of your old life. You were born in a horrifically overpriced theme park and raised lovingly by a sultry computer hacker. As a child, you took pride in perfectly imitating sound effects with your voice, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where hacking into government mainframes came in. It was essential in traveling back in time to right the past. Your time for greatness is here. There's no fate but what you make!