You remember very little of your old life. You were born in a speeding, rattling, time-travelling hunk of junk and raised lovingly by a cabal of faceless corporate drones. As a child, you took pride in perfectly imitating sound effects with your voice, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where hacking into government mainframes came in. It was essential in your final evolution into who you were truly meant to be. Your time for greatness is here. Do not go gentle into that good fight!
