Mayhem the Mutant

You remember very little of your old life. You were born atop a pile of rubble and raised lovingly by your mother. As a child, you took pride in cutting-edge gonzo journalism, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your intimidating red bandana came in. It was essential in justifying your childhood trauma. Your time for greatness is here. Cancel the apocalypse!