You remember very little of your old life. You were born in an underwater fortress in the Mariana Trench and raised lovingly by a rat-sized man. As a child, you took pride in booby trapping your house, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your robot guardian came in. It was essential in realising there was only one way to preserve your very huge collection of classic rock vinyl records. Your time for greatness is here. Hasta-la-vista, baby!
