You remember very little of your old life. You were born in the middle of a metal festival on a good hair day and raised lovingly by imaginary fairy godparents. As a child, you took pride in your skill at five finger fillet, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where hacking into government mainframes came in. It was essential in totally recalling your past memories. Your time for greatness is here. You have the power!
