You remember very little of your old life. You were born in the middle of a Kansas corn field and raised lovingly by an impoverished neighbour who took kindly to you. As a child, you took pride in cooking blue sky, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your penchant for lifelong grudges came in. It was essential in your favorite blender dying, mid-blend, right before you discovered it was out of production. Your time for greatness is here. Do you feel lucky?!
