You remember very little of your old life. You were born in a speeding, rattling, time-travelling hunk of junk and raised lovingly by a supersuit-clad earthworm. As a child, you took pride in bending silverware with your mind, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your dedication to great justice came in. It was essential in defending your small town from roving bandits. Your time for greatness is here. Let's kick the tires and light the fires!
