You remember very little of your old life. You were born in a space cruiser returning to Earth and raised lovingly by a sultry computer hacker. As a child, you took pride in cooking blue sky, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your love of gratuitous explosions came in. It was essential in upholding your family's age-old tradition of action herodom. Your time for greatness is here. Life is beautiful!
