You remember very little of your old life. You were born in the midst of a great machine war and raised lovingly by a clownfish in a bowl. As a child, you took pride in surfing rogue tsunamis in the city canal, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your infinitely useful utility-belt came in. It was essential in coming to terms with your penchant for avoiding conflict, and to face it head-on instead. Your time for greatness is here. Cancel the apocalypse!
