You remember very little of your old life. You were born on the coldest day of the storm of the century and raised lovingly by a clownfish in a bowl. As a child, you took pride in nanonucleic bioengineering, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your obsession with pizza came in. It was essential in finding joy and meaning in a crapsack world. Your time for greatness is here. Witness yourself!
