You remember very little of your old life. You were born in a dark, smog-ridden Los Angeles and raised lovingly by aliens from the outer rim. As a child, you took pride in your skill at five finger fillet, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where hacking into government mainframes came in. It was essential in the quest for peace. Your time for greatness is here. Hasta-la-vista, baby!
