You remember very little of your old life. You were born in a space cruiser returning to Earth and raised lovingly by a gang of mutant bikers. As a child, you took pride in quantum physics, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your horde of loyal yellow assistants came in. It was essential in your favorite blender dying, mid-blend, right before you discovered it was out of production. Your time for greatness is here. Do you feel lucky?!
