You remember very little of your old life. You were born in a space cruiser returning to Earth and raised lovingly by a recently-fired police detective. As a child, you took pride in bending silverware with your mind, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your robot guardian came in. It was essential in realising there was only one way to preserve your very huge collection of classic rock vinyl records. Your time for greatness is here. Hasta-la-vista, baby!
