You remember very little of your old life. You were born in a pool of water and raised lovingly by a cyborg fugitive. As a child, you took pride in cooking (delicious food), but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where cybernetic augmentation came in. It was essential in realising there was only one way to preserve your very huge collection of classic rock vinyl records. Your time for greatness is here. Hasta-la-vista, baby!
