You remember very little of your old life. You were born in a dark, smog-ridden Los Angeles and raised lovingly by aliens from the outer rim. As a child, you took pride in your skill at five finger fillet, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your ceaselessly brave heart came in. It was essential in realising there was only one way to preserve your very huge collection of classic rock vinyl records. Your time for greatness is here. Hasta-la-vista, baby!
