You remember very little of your old life. You were born in a mutagenic sewer lair and raised lovingly by a clownfish in a bowl. As a child, you took pride in monster fish-keeping, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your phone manners when your loved ones are threatened came in. It was essential in your desire to escape your fate, albeit unsuccessfully. Your time for greatness is here. You can do the thing!
