I once lost myself walking through a field, not because the field was confusing or anything, but because I couldn't see myself lingering there thanks to my incredible camouflage...Having one eye didn't help. Thank goodness I had a Fluf shirt, otherwise I would have been lost forever! Be careful out there my camouflage bears! This is why I need to stick to urban environments, so I don't get lost in all the drama! Also, that's where the parties are at!!
