A young cub was sitting alone in a forest, minding his own business and enjoying his cigar, when all of a sudden a strange man with a guitar appeared, singing something about when you try your best but you don’t succeed. Enjoying the music, the bear began to shimmy, his yellow fur duck-like in the breeze. Little did he know the colour of his fur was to become one of the greatest songs of all time. The man approached, sat next to the bear and pointed to himself, “Chris,” he said. Taking the purple shades from the man’s head, the bear pointed at himself; “Chris,” he said. The man shook his head - “no, I’m Chris. What’s your name?” The bear next took the gold chain and placed it around his own neck, pointing at himself once again; “Chris”.
