People forget the Coldwar was started because the United States had 90 of the world's honey hidden underground and the Russians, being the tea lovers they are, couldn't just sit around and allow the US to control the honey supply. By enlisting the many bears of Russia into the military, they sent a select few to Cuba to point their missiles at the United States in hopes of scaring them into export the honey. While in Cuba, the bears discovered the very thing they were in search for in the United States. HONEY. From that point on, those bears fed on honey and never went back to Russia. The conflict ended and Sergeant Honey lived happily ever after on the beaches of Cuba. He even learned how to DJ.
