You better know about Northwestern country, if you camp in Wyoming. Grizzly sightings are common. If you cooking some pork, or fish. Better discard the leftovers somewhere. Not where you're resting, or laying your noggin. Don't want to be caught in a Bad Box. Just giving my two cents Cowboy. Some grizzlies can knock your noggin clean off. A simple Colt 45 will not harm these bad boys. What's even worst? Finding yourself in the vicinity of a cub. A female grizzly will tear the living hell out of your britches. Have you Whistlin' Dixie all the way back to Missouri. If you don't know when to tuck in. A Winchester could work if you shooting iron multiple times. Might want to hit Cheyenne and grab yourself a Remington Rolling Block rifle. Probably the only thing that'll keep you from being dinner. Travel in pairs now too, ya hear? More partna's witcha is better odds. If your a lone ranger, being smart is the only way. Scotch Whiskey in your canteen might need to wait until your are back in your cabin. This Cowboy ain't tryna scare y'all new folk, but seeing them walk around is a beautiful thing too now. Nature out in these parts can have you Caterwauling, or At Sea. Either or, Give Him Jessy if you see one of them prowling your way roaring. Killing a grizzly ain't the first option at first sight by the way. Shoot in the air a few times. Loud noise 90% of the time will have them Above Snakes in no time. Don't say I didn't warn ya twice Cowboy, but enjoy the view. At night, stay with the Iron in the chamber if you know what I mean. Now move out and hit the trails. I don't want to get your Hair in the Butter. Gitty-Up
