*ANIMATED VERSION
"Once upon a time, there lived a pig named Percy. Percy was no ordinary pig; he was obsessed with cryptocurrencies. He spent his days in a dark and gloomy room, surrounded by the remnants of his crypto adventures.
Sitting by his cluttered desk, Percy eagerly awaited his next feast, which might sound peculiar to most, but for Percy, it was the taste of victory. Because Percy was a professional Shitcoiner, a relatable crypto degen."
*Crypto Swine's Feast has two versions. This is the animated version.
Made and rendered on Blender.
