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McBoil the Jester Meat Bender

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McBoil the Jester Meat Bender was discovered at the end of a comically long string of handkerchiefs pulled from a clown’s pocket at the Coindrop Casino. They attempted to blackmail me, but they got distracted and battled with roaches in their apartment. Prop comedy finds a new low when they get on stage with their miniature La-Z-Boy. Download this character's PFP: https://ipfs.io/ipfs/bafybeifs6nvju5bpj3xsrkxhq2egqhqofcjwqoagvxcqfqzch2h2puubp4 Additional bonus items: https://ipfs.io/ipfs/bafybeiahv45avvhvbib5ns5onbqsx555d4xdkxxasfffhx4csqc3iyomly By acquiring an Artie NFT, you agree to our General Terms: https://artie.com/general-terms A copy of this license is available at https://ipfs.io/ipfs/QmW9TtK2HK1v7zdKv5TLPnCuTXZNGJURCUKx3bHpSifp2w/general-terms.html

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Artie: Season 2 - I’m Already Dead

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ARTIE Collection

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shoes

trainers

24.14%

eyes

death stare

15.54%

mouth

gurgle

20.79%

aura

flickering flame

18.5%

clothing

bad to the bone

4.78%

nose

snout

10.52%

hand

anvillain

2.34%

personality

Jester

7.17%

strength

meat bender

1.34%

homebase

the Coindrop Casino

1.82%

event

battled with roaches in their apartment

1.2%

item

miniature La-Z-Boy

0.62%

quirk

staged a crime scene with a valley girl accent

0.53%

birthday

August 20

0.19%

artist

Junkyard

100%

weakness

bank tellers

1.82%

location

fire and grimstone

16.92%

music

Take A Daytrip

100%

season

I'm Already Dead

100%

emote

square up

29.78%

track

f

13.48%

character

McBoil

29.78%

blood type

Outspoken

3.15%

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