Turnip-head-pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis-dang, I can form really long sentences in this field. I wonder what the limits are? Hello world. I am a bald traveler in the realm of Wagdie. My parents were talkative, and so my name is in the form of a story! It all begins with, well… the beginning. I was born. Then, after years of farming, the damn snake lord decided to spawn evil near my favorite church. Well… ain’t nobody got time for that. So, here I am, fending off the remaining forces of Detriti. Damn, you heard the motherfucking trumpets too? We even have a catapult. Well, good luck… sure hope we survive.