Emotion is for the weak, that's why you had all of yours surgically removed. You tell people it's easier to kill this way. But the truth is, when no one was around, you used to watch strange comedy special videos and weep. You couldn't take it anymore and either comedy special videos had to go or your emotions did. This was the easier choice. You once held a part-time job with The Coalition for Uncorrupted Biology as a printing press operator. You tend not to talk about it much.
