Human #1284 has had a major drug problem since he was a teenager. It started with coffee-flavoured ice cream. A scoop or two, no big deal. Then they tried their first hand-pressed cappuccino. It was a steep drop from grace then. He'd be drinking 8, 9 pots a day. Not to mention the chocolate chip cookies he'd score. Some would say he's a functioning addict, but he hasn't slept in 8 years.
