It’s pretty easy to tell that Human #607 is actually the 14th reincarnation of the enlightened being of compassion. I mean, just look at his cute smile. He lives to make people happy, to spread peace throughout the world, and, when he has time, pushes secular ethics on anyone he meets. Rumours say that if you rub his belly, he’ll grant you a wish, but come to think of it, that sounds pretty ridiculous. It would be three wishes, no?
