No one knows whether this legendary comic is actually funny, but for some reason people keep tuning in. The only thing bigger than Human #599’s famous chin is his car collection, which is believed to be worth 100 million dollars. For one of the nicest people on the planet, Human #599 showed little restraint when he steamrolled the lanky, pale guy with the funny hair with his McLaren. Don’t let him fool you, it’s more than Human #599’s jokes that’ll kill you.
