I know, can you believe it? They gave me, Human #957 my own NFT. First a movie franchise, then enough merch to fill up landfills for centuries, and now a pixelated, very likely illegal depiction of me in my snazzy uniform. Could you not have made my bulge a little bigger? Whatever, at least it’s not a Green Lantern NFT; no need to pollute the metaverse too.
