Human #571 wasn’t always the snake-haired beauty with fangs instead of split ends. At one time, she was just a beauty, with some of the most gorgeous hair in all of mythology. That is until Poseidon came sniffing about, and, like a great tsunami, felt love for Human #571 crash over him. Athena, the virgin goddess, was not too pleased with their fornicating, so she gave Human #571 “the serpent special”.
