Human #949 is John Travolta's son. Need proof? Just watch him move his hips. Rumours say that Uma Thurman is his mother, but people closest to his father say that John and Bruce Willis actually adopted him together, then quickly abandoned him. It's not their fault, they were famous, which, as we all know, is selfless, demanding work. Human #949 holds no ill will and watches Pulp Fiction alone every birthday.
