Humans Of NFT #556

"A Peacock's plumage displays how much of a stud he is to all of his potential mates", is one of Human #556's favourite pick-up lines. He follows up his opener with, "I like to think of myself as the human version of a peacock!". That's normally when he has a vodka soda tossed in his face. This has become such a regular occurrence that he now opens his mouth before it happens so he can at least get a free drink out of it.