Every Heritage Day event needs a bad boy. Human #930 is the wild lad from Glasgow, otherwise known as "the Scot on the Trot". You can hear him singing his ditty morning, night, and noon: "Tickle me, tickle me, you know where, under my kilt and in my hair. If you don't tickle me in the right place, I'll pick up my kilt and piss in your face."
