If you are a descendent of the Jin Dynasty, the Dali Kingdom, or Eastern Xia, saying Human #739’s name out loud may cause you to defecate on the spot. The great Mongol conquests went further than the battlefield, and he’s now more famous for spreading his seed, with 16 million men believed to be living descendants. Take that, Wilt Chamberlain. {Human} was so badass that to hide his final resting place, he had the people who attended his funeral killed, and then the people who killed them killed.
